What Goes Good with a Beer Can Coffin?

What Goes Good with a Beer Can Coffin?

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. — Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights. ~ Fox News

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Beer and other alcoholic drinks have buried many a man, but Bill Bramanti has taken the phrase literally to the extreme. While I think any commercialization of a casket is morbidly odd, I guess my personal experiences with the death and destruction wrought by alcohol just makes this choice of resting places seem down right disturbing. It's sort of a harmless story with a humorous twist, however when searching for a little more info on it the links to relative topics quickly dampened the humor of the situation.

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So what goes good with a beer can coffin? These are some of the related stories that I found linked on the same page as the beer can coffin at various news sites.

Bad- DUI Driver Shot for Attempted Battery
Worse- DUI 6 Months Pregnant- DUI, Assault, Grand Theft and Hits 2 Police Cars
Worst- 8 Months Pregnant Woman Charged with DUI

The eternal dirt nap in a beer can coffin is sort of humorous, but unfortunately the rest of these stories are no joke.